The New Yorker

 

McSweeney's

  • Existential Out of Office Replies

    • “Thank you for your email. I am out of the office with limited internet. Please expect a delayed response or the deafening silence of our indifferent universe.”

 

Funny Or Die

 

The Bold Italic

  • The Morning Routines of San Francisco's Ultra-Average

    • "It doesn’t matter if you begin each day with yoga, SoulCycle or doing yoga while SoulCycling — having a morning routine can help you crush the day and also some pistachios if you’re into that sort of thing."

 

Weekly Humorist

  • Yelp Reviews of The Last Supper

    • “I came here with a big group and we were immediately seated. Our meal started off with bread and wine, but not nothing too special. Not sure why our table had chairs only on one side?”

 

Robot Butt

  • The Rules of Major League Brunch

    • "A proper pregame warm-up consists of catching up with your team on how 'it’s been way too long since everyone had to wait this long for brunch.'"

 

The Higgs Weldon

 

Slackjaw

 

The Cooper Review

 

The Six Fifty

 

Milkshake Brigade

 

Other