Mark Twain: Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn’t do than by the ones you did do. So throw off your Gilmore Girls Netflix marathon and join me for a drink.
Honestly, I don’t need much to survive. As long as my trust fund transfers $20,000 into my bank account every month, I should be good.
We’re looking for a clean, friendly, and young professional to join our lovely home as we continue our glorious journey of world gentrification.
As God, I’m sick and tired of hearing all these fucking H.R. complaints about my unpaid angel internships.
What you choose will decide the fate of your relationship, and ultimately, mankind. Thank you.
In what sources are describing as an absolute catastrophe, 21-year-old local resident and startup CEO Eric Foster realized halfway through his pitch to venture capitalists that he had no idea what the fuck he was saying.
Taking time away from pursuing his passion of buying Monets, area man and local billionaire David Beckett told reporters Monday that young people should do whatever they can to follow their unemployable passions.
After driving his new Tesla Model S around for a week, 43-year-old Bill Gibbons told reporters Friday morning that he was surprised the car did not give his ego a boost like he expected.
It took place next to a real, crackling fireplace at Blue Bottle Coffee in San Francisco and was moderated by Oprah Winfrey.
As she waits for Tom to arrive, Kayla refreshes her Instagram feed for the 3rd time in five minutes. Nothing new.
The following is a narration transcript of the opening scene in Men Who Journal, a one-hour documentary special that aired on the Lifetime channel. It followed three American men from all walks of life, chronicling their upbringing to understand their deep love of journaling.
We both lamented over the long brunch lines in San Francisco. You had a few ideas on optimizing it, including some clever A/B tests.
First, I had to wake up my co-founder, Dr. Ponzo. There were specks of Mescaline on his Patagonia fleece and four half-smoked joints by his drooling mouth.
NEWARK, NJ — In what sources are describing as an unsurprising turn of events on a first date, local residents Kate Jessip and David Todd told reporters Wednesday morning that they saw a glimmer of hope when both realized they love Netflix.
Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I can’t wait to show off my rainbow colors, I feel so unique!
Your package should be delivered within the next 3 to 5 business days, though we have received reports that it can be as fast as a tweet gets posted.
Weeks after setting sail from St. Croix, we finally arrive at the colonies. Most of the crew contracted scurvy, but I survived.
28-year-old woman Heather Benedict was reported to have taken five hours setting up the perfect photo for the risotto she and her boyfriend cooked for lunch.
There’s never been a better time to buy a new Tesla than now. And what better place to spend your startup’s IPO money than in Silicon Valley?
The number of Americans affected by the latest influenza strain, A1N1 (“Alt News”), has experienced a sharp uptick since January 20th