• Existential Out of Office Replies

    • “Thank you for your email. I am out of the office with limited internet. Please expect a delayed response or the deafening silence of our indifferent universe.”


Funny Or Die


The Bold Italic

  • The Morning Routines of San Francisco's Ultra-Average

    • "It doesn’t matter if you begin each day with yoga, SoulCycle or doing yoga while SoulCycling — having a morning routine can help you crush the day and also some pistachios if you’re into that sort of thing."


Weekly Humorist


Robot Butt

  • The Rules of Major League Brunch

    • "A proper pregame warm-up consists of catching up with your team on how 'it’s been way too long since everyone had to wait this long for brunch.'"




The Cooper Review


The Six Fifty


Milkshake Brigade